You can **** a king but you can't a crab

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You can **** a king but you can't a crab

Description

You can challenge King Neptune, but never mess with Mr. Crabs. In this quirky and unpredictable adventure, players dive into a surreal underwater world where authority figures rule with an iron claw. Choose your targets wisely—some deities can be overthrown, but certain crustaceans are off-limits. The game blends absurd humor with fast-paced action, tasking you with navigating bizarre challenges, avoiding deadly pinch traps, and uncovering the strange lore behind Neptune's fall and Mr. Crabs' untouchable status. With unlockable costumes, chaotic power-ups, and a satirical storyline that pokes fun at power structures, every level delivers unexpected twists. Face off against corrupted sea nymphs, ride electric eels, and survive the Kraken's maze—all while respecting the one true law: no touching Mr. Crabs. Defy the rules, and face the consequences in this wild, rule-breaking odyssey.

Tech Sheet

Developer
Puleng Manganye
Publisher
Puleng Manganye
Release
3 days ago
Source
itch
Requirements verified
2026-07-10
Data scope
Official requirements when the source provides them; estimates are marked when data is missing.

Minimum requirements

CPU
No especificado por itch.io
GPU
No especificado por itch.io
RAM
2 GB RAM estimados
Storage
1 GB disponible estimado
OS
Windows

Recommended requirements

CPU
No especificado por itch.io
GPU
No especificado por itch.io
RAM
4 GB RAM estimados
Storage
2 GB disponibles estimados
OS
Windows 10/11