WE'RE:HIRING

Description

Step into the shoes of the Director of HR at the prestigious Very Important Company™ in WE'RE:HIRING, a satirical office simulation where your job is to hire the perfect employees—well, at least the ones with the best fake credentials. Each day, applications flood in via SMail from candidates vying for roles posted on SloppedIn. Use your desk tools to investigate: verify dubious diplomas in the ULS Database, stalk past employers on Gogol, and conduct phone screenings—or skip the hassle and stamp résumés on a whim. Host virtual interviews over MeetSlop to assess motivation (or lack thereof). Choose your own forged degree at the start, each granting unique perks, and avoid unlucky hires at all costs—shareholder value depends on it. Print, spam, or stamp your way through the hiring process, and don't worry if you delete everything; just hit "Print All" to trigger the end-of-day meeting. Your company's future is only as strong as the lies you're willing to believe.