Casual · 2026
Heisen-Bro Hustler
You wake up in a gym bathroom with no memory, armed only with $20, a gym bag, and a flyer for a chems dealer. From there, your journey as Heisen-Bro Hustler begins. Take orders from gym bros for supplements, buy chems from your supplier, and craft products to boost your reputation and earn XP. Success unlocks new chems, advanced supplements, and the ability to hire associates who can sell for you. Rep and XP are gained through timely deliveries, while missed orders cost you both. With 30 bros to unlock, you’ll experience a vibrant, retro 80s-style world filled with quirky gym culture. Choose from Chill, Cardio, or Capitano Insano difficulty modes. Enjoy playful mini-games, achievements, and an energetic banda sonora featuring over 30 catchy tracks celebrating gym life. Dive into this tongue-in-cheek, self-deprecating ride through the world of supplements and gym bro culture. This is a must-play for fans of quirky humor and retro.