Indie · 2026
This Is Not A Dungeon
Is a clever twist on tower defense, letting you step into the shoes of the dungeon itself. As a retired wizard, your mission is to build and defend your underground home from persistent "heroes" who assume every stone wall hides danger. Construct rooms from the ground up, strategically place traps, and assign quirky "household staff" to handle intruders with style. The game blends tactical room drafting, dynamic property decay, and a unique vertical tower layout stretching to a 9th-story Wizard Room. Manage diverse minions through a smart deployment system, leverage dual magic layers for quick or powerful moves, and enjoy an AI-driven cast that loots, argues, or splits based on personality. Room synergies boost tactics, while a progression system unlocks new units and posters between retirement attempts. From cozy ground-floor beginnings to a sprawling vertical fortress, every decision shapes how heroes perceive—and respect—your domain. Master the art of defensive hospitality in this charming, strategic experience. This game.