Casual · 2021
Hedgie Simulator
You find yourself trapped inside the high-rise offices of Sipadel Finance, a massive hedge fund. Your mission: take a sip, make the apes dip, and climb the corporate ladder from the ground up. Hedgie Simulator offers a satirical, joke-driven look at how hedge funds operate. As a player, you take on the role of a hedge fund manager aiming to make serious money. This clicker game lets you click to short stocks, unlocking auto-clickers as you progress. The game humorously portrays hedge funds as clueless, using mechanics like short selling, chance chests, naked shorts, and deploying FUD to manipulate markets. You can upgrade your shorting position, buy auto-shorters, and watch your wealth grow passively. With features like random events, market manipulation, and strategic decisions, Hedgie Simulator delivers a witty and engaging experience. It’s a clever parody of finance culture. Hedgie Simulator is perfect for fans of quirky, satirical clicker games. Hedgie.