Indie · 2025
Coins Only!
Step into *Coins Only!*, a chaotic workplace simulator where you play an underpaid cashier in a surreal, ever-changing world. Inspired by games like *Papers, Please*, every customer brings a bizarre story, unfair complaint, or secret secret. Rules shift daily, pushing productivity to absurd extremes. Your task: survive the shift with your sanity—and maybe a paycheck. The game blends dark humor with existential absurdity. Enforce arbitrary policies, manage eccentric creatures, and navigate a system where magic and madness collide. Collectibles, hidden mysteries, and multiple endings reward exploration. Will you uncover a cult’s secrets, aid a detective, or become another cog in the exploitation machine? With a mix of satire and madness, *Coins Only!* challenges players to find meaning in chaos. Its sharp writing and unpredictable scenarios make every interaction feel both ridiculous and oddly compelling. A unique experience where survival hinges on adapting to the madness. This game isn’t just about cash—it’s about enduring the absurd.